Mar 09

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  • Old ladies love velour. #
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Mar 07

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  • A wet Anne Murray is an unhappy Anne Murray. #
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Mar 06

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  • Everybody secretly wants to be British. #
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Mar 05

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  • If heterosexuals paid one third of the attention to gay rights as they do to sex, there would be a significant population decline. #
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Mar 04

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  • Black is the heart of nothing. #
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Mar 03

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  • But you can glitter the donkey. #
  • That's not Jesus walking on the water. #
  • Blue is the blood that runs in the veins of the young. #
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Mar 02

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  • Fix your eyes and get out while you can. #
  • A pointless and unnecessary skank is always hungry for attention. #
  • Where are the telethons for Chile? Hmmm, George Clooney? #
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Mar 01

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  • Love hurts. But not if you prepare it properly. #
  • Can identity thieves please go and die in a fire? Like, right now? Please and thank you. #
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Feb 25

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  • It takes ometz to enjoy it – the hardcore and gentile. #
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Feb 24

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  • Life has no hashtag. #
  • A watched boil never pops. #
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