Feb 07
   
  • To know Temple Grandin is to love cows. Hug a cheeseburger today. #
  • It's time to tell your friends you love them. They deserve more than tasty delivered Chinese takeaway of kindness. #
  • Aaron Carter is love. #
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Feb 06
   
  • Let it fry, the accidental chicken, and be not ashamed. #
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Feb 05
   
  • Grow one in the front, and two will sprout out back. #
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Feb 03
   
  • Desdemona is one slutty font. #
  • No, Desdemona is one vile despicable slutty font. #
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Jan 31
   
  • If a bird retweets in a forest and no one sees it, is it fowl? #
  • All the boys think she's a Jada’it, she's got Bette Midler eyes. #
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Jan 30
   
  • Michael Jackson's "Ghosts" is embarrassingly derivative of past glory. #
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Jan 29
   
  • Eggs without catsup is like cake without frosting. #
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Jan 28
   
  • She gave the farmer a come-hither look, lifted her skirt and said, "There's a gander up in here." #
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Jan 27
   
  • Without her breasts, Katy Perry is nothing. #
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Jan 22
   
  • Deep down inside, we all just want to be loved and accepted, and the moment things don't go in that direction, panic sets in. #
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