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Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime. #

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A poet with an audience is not a poet for himself. #

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Paid is an anagram of iPad. #

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Old people can be so sweet. #

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Melancholy tastes just like broccoli, but with lesser nutrients. #

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Before you know it, you'll feel the fire, but don't get burned by the flame. #

Another day blossoms in trepidation. For the untrusting heart, another palpitation. #

Anger is like a piece of Shredded Wheat stuck in your dentures. If you leave it there, you'll get a blister & have to eat Jell-O for a week. #

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Stop! Hammer time. #

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A man makes a picture. A moving picture. Through the light projected he can see himself up close. #

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Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? #

Smiroff Ice is the desperate man's Listerine. #

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The internet is a catalytic cauldron of curmudgeonry. #

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