About

Hello. My name is Thornton Mulchwegger. I worship Satan and eat little babies for breakfast.

Seriously. 

I work in a shampoo factory, but I’d really much rather be washing dirty penguins.

Unimpressively, I’m yet just another bloke with an iMac and some free time, who thinks the world may actually be interested in what’s running through his pretty little bedheaded brain.

Of course, in reality, nothing could be further from the truth.