Aug 31
   
  • Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime. #
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Aug 30
   
  • A poet with an audience is not a poet for himself. #
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Aug 29
   
  • Paid is an anagram of iPad. #
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Aug 27
   
  • Old people can be so sweet. #
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Aug 26
   
  • Melancholy tastes just like broccoli, but with lesser nutrients. #
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Aug 25
   
  • Before you know it, you'll feel the fire, but don't get burned by the flame. #
  • Another day blossoms in trepidation. For the untrusting heart, another palpitation. #
  • Anger is like a piece of Shredded Wheat stuck in your dentures. If you leave it there, you'll get a blister & have to eat Jell-O for a week. #
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Aug 23
   
  • Stop! Hammer time. #
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Aug 22
   
  • A man makes a picture. A moving picture. Through the light projected he can see himself up close. #
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Aug 19
   
  • Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? #
  • Smiroff Ice is the desperate man's Listerine. #
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Aug 18
   
  • The internet is a catalytic cauldron of curmudgeonry. #
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